She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me! "A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. The user told the tech that her computer was not working.
” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” A woman gives birth to a baby..... She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. " "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me ,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died leaving me ,000." "Wow. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me ,000." "Three close family members lost in three months?
So, I wish there was a bridge from here to Hawaii." said the man. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand !
Husband says 'sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ...' So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
Enjoy and make sure to add this page to your favourite section for easy reference in the future. First he wishes for a convertible, the genie says, "OK your wife gets double." Then he wishes for a million dollars, the genie says, "OK your wife gets double." Then his last wish is, "Beat me half to death."A man goes to see a wizard and says 'can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago ?
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened." The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. The Patrol Man said to the man\'s wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double." The man wishes for a new car.
The genie said that he would grant the man one wish. But, I'm afraid of flying, and I don't like the idea of going in a boat. "You'll have to make another wish." "Okay, I want to know how to be a successful computer programmer." replied the man. 'I want to travel around the world with my darling husband', says the wife ...
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. " she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail? "Well, I would have been released tonight." A woman gets on a bus with her baby. "For Heavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!!! Confused the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. ” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes." An office technician got a call from a user.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog? An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. Just kiss me and I will be yours." The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. " The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple.
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. But a talking frog is pretty neat."A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?